Heavy Fucking Duty Jumper Cables

My neighbor is so frustrated with his daughter that I would laugh with him but he’s not laughing. Knowing that her car’s battery was giving her trouble, she came to his house yesterday on her way to work to borrow his jumper cables.¬† He has nice tools and a nice, well-kept garage and workshop. I am sure that the jumper cables he loaned her cost at least $60. They were the heavy gauge, heavy fucking duty cables – not those cheap ass ones you get at Wal Mart for $10. So he loans the jumper cables to her, in case she has trouble after work getting the car to start. But when she comes out to the car after work, she finds that the jumper cables have been stolen from her car and she had to call a tow truck to come help her.Not real clear on how she paid for the tow job.

Now, I want to know why the cables were not in the car trunk, out of sight. You just don’t leave something valuable just fucking lying out on the car seat or out in the open in that part of town. You are just asking for trouble if you do that. Plus, a reasonable person would lock the car doors. It’s not my problem, but I think the girl or her “Piece Of Shit” boyfriend took the jumper cables to a pawn shop and pawned them. It would be just the thing that a cock sucker like him would pull And now she is over there trying to get her daddy to buy a new car battery for her car today. Like I said, it would be funny as shit, but it really isn’t. I feel so bad for my neighbor – he’s in a lose-lose situation no matter what he does.


I am going to the movies tonight to see the new This Means War movie. It is supposed to be a fucking awesome flick. It is about two CIA operatives who are not only best friends but in love with the same girl. They decide to use all of their high tech stuff to win her over as they compete for her. She of course does not know that they even know one another. I know that this is going to be a good movie, full of action and probably laughs as well. Best friends competing for a girl is always funny on some level.

The only thing I am not looking forward to is the cost of going to the fucking theater. They have gotten¬†ridiculously expensive. It’s bad enough that the door price has gone up, but the snacks are astronomical. Pop corn should not cost ten dollars for a damned bucket. Inflation has sky rocketed so badly that even the most simple shit has gotten unbelievably expensive. Oh well, I shouldn’t bitch about it too much, because at least I can afford it when not many people can now a days. I hope the girlfriend is ready on time tonight, because she is always running late.